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Transit Clock Refuses To Advance Until Observed, Then Jumps Ahead With Measurable Attitude
Domestic Mysteries
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Senseless Nonsense
January 17, 2026
Dewy Meadow Spotted Pre-Printing Footsteps, Visitors Report Feeling “Comfortably Pre-Approved”
Domestic Mysteries
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Senseless Nonsense
Park Bench Reportedly Pre-Warms For Regulars, Newcomers Sense It Has “Prior Commitments”
Domestic Mysteries
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Senseless Nonsense
Excavators Uncover Ancient “Stone Oracle Inbox,” Reply Slips Suggest “Humility” And “Tomorrow”
Absurd History
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Senseless Nonsense
Antique “Morale Thermometers” Unearthed, Glass Tubes Reportedly Spiked For Optimism And Snacks
Absurd History
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Ancient Tech
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Senseless Nonsense
Lost Ancient Library Reportedly Re-Shelved Itself Overnight, Scholars Find “Please See Reverse” Section Disturbingly Sure Of Itself
Absurd History
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Senseless Nonsense
Architecture
Roadside Statues From Forgotten Empire Allegedly Counted Citizens, Totals Found “Slightly Optimistic”
January 11, 2026
Village Gong Allegedly Rang Whenever Tasks Were Forgotten, Records Describe “Correctness Without Mercy”
January 10, 2026
Officials Find Rooftop “Pigeon Ledgers,” Daily Reports Allegedly Judge Hats And Crumb Distribution
January 9, 2026
Small Museum Hires Elderly Tortoises For Security, Officials Cite “Eventual Arrival” As Deterrent
January 8, 2026
Offshore Octopus Reportedly Maintains Weekly Shell Agenda, Meetings Allegedly “Adjourn” Forever
January 7, 2026
Suburban Deer Reported Obeying Traffic Laws With “Unsettling Precision,” Drivers Describe Feeling Audited
January 6, 2026
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